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Florida Mudding – Craigslist Amor in da’ Mud

Florida Mudding – Craigslist Amor in da’ Mud

Florida Mudding? What is that…..well, Craigslist can offer a unique perspective into the social insights of an indigenous culture, or lack of in a particular locality. The “Rant & Raves” section is of particular note, considering it is essentially akin to an open free for all blog where anyone can post and respond on a(…)

Forget Florida, Retire Abroad?

Forget Florida, Retire Abroad?

Florida Retirement? Perhaps there are other options. This article was published by Yahoo on February 24, 2013 and illustrated several locations throughout the world that provided a more robust and cost effective solution for future and potential retirees. The primary motivating aspect or consideration was financial. Many of the alternatives provided similar weather conditions to(…)

Florida Fundamentalism – Stupid is in Florida IV

Florida Fundamentalism – Stupid is in Florida IV

Florida fundamentalism is alive and well. Live in Southwest Florida long enough and you will eventually be inundated with unsolicited mail from various local born again and evangelical groups. This is actually a staple occurrence in what has always been, the displaced bible belt that has become rural southwest Florida. Indeed much of it’s indigenous(…)

Cops Ignore 911 Calls – Stupid is in Florida III

Cops Ignore 911 Calls – Stupid is in Florida III

Cops Ignore 911 Calls. An investigation into Miami police officers’ on-duty conduct found six officers were ignoring 911 calls while instead kissing their girlfriends, shopping, and drinking coffee. One 911 call involved an unconscious five-month-old baby. Video footage shows Miami police officer Dario Socarras ignoring dispatch orders to save the child, while drinking coffee for(…)

Florida Dogs – Love Affair with Poverty

Florida Dogs – Love Affair with Poverty

Regardless, there are moments when your brain does that proverbial double take, especially when considering the gravity of whatever it is that disturbs your inner peace at that particular moment. In this instance, most transplants and snowbirds understand Florida is a state of humongous physical girth, biblical conformist nonsense psycho-babble and dogs. They are everywhere.(…)

Stupid is in Florida II

Stupid is in Florida II

What are the chances of any US politician not having some secret sordid sex scandal? Better yet, what is the remote chance said politician resides and officiates in the sunshine state? Is there ever a shortage of Florida scandals? I would say the odds are fairly decent that you would pick a winner. Consider this(…)

Florida Roach Eating – Stupid is in Florida I

Florida Roach Eating – Stupid is in Florida I

Florida roach eating? The phrase sounds so bizarre and disturbing, that this can not possibly reflect any real event, news or actual story! However, in this case, it unfortunately details the tragic events surrounding a contest, roaches and a man’s competitive obsession. Flori-duh has obviously earned it’s reputation with this macabre bit of idiocy. Everyone(…)

Love’s Gonna Get’cha

Love’s Gonna Get’cha

Ghetto culture is alive and well in both urban and suburban environments in the US. Auto customization for street fashion markets itself to attract a sort of ghetto credibility that manifests towards the crime and thug subculture. In most cases, the popularity of gang and violent rap stereotypes with fast cash, flashy cars and obese(…)

Craigslist & Redneck Games

Craigslist & Redneck Games

The following excerpts are taken from the local rant & rave section of Lee county. You can get a good unbiased sensation of the local scene from the indigenous residents. They never refrain from telling it like it is as opposed to how an outsider may be blinded by self delusions of paradise. You will(…)

Good Ole Boys Must Have TV

Good Ole Boys Must Have TV

In Florida or much of the US, God forbid one does not have an idiot box during a major storm. Yes that is a sheet of plastic covering that large flat screen TV and yes it is raining. Yes they are actually riding in the back of the pick up truck in the pouring rain(…)