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Baby Bump – The Idiocracy News Continues

Baby Bump – The Idiocracy News Continues

Baby Bump? Seriously? What manner of moronic 21st century text speak idiocy is this and what simpleton hooked on phonics moron came up with that silly term? The American non-culture perpetuates further with the media’s sickening obsession over irrelevant and mindless drivel. Bump equates to baby in retard speak. Update: 02/19/2013: The language of idiocy(…)

Simple Mobile Review – Simply Shit!

Simple Mobile review based on my personal experience. I am not a phone person. I actually despise this method of random communication and prefer face to face encounters. However, having mobile access with a suitable cell phone and plan is a must in this consumer laden day and age. Smart phones provide many useful features(…)

Florida Dogs – Love Affair with Poverty

Florida Dogs – Love Affair with Poverty

Regardless, there are moments when your brain does that proverbial double take, especially when considering the gravity of whatever it is that disturbs your inner peace at that particular moment. In this instance, most transplants and snowbirds understand Florida is a state of humongous physical girth, biblical conformist nonsense psycho-babble and dogs. They are everywhere.(…)

Stupid is as Stupid Americans Does

Stupid is as Stupid Americans Does

Comparing American politics to a circus is essentially correct considering the entertainment value and childish nature of it’s participants. The very fact that most stupid American voters would continue to support and re-elect these incumbents, while at the same time expressing a dismal approval rating is the definition of pure insanity. Anyone with a modicum(…)

Stupid is in Florida II

Stupid is in Florida II

What are the chances of any US politician not having some secret sordid sex scandal? Better yet, what is the remote chance said politician resides and officiates in the sunshine state? Is there ever a shortage of Florida scandals? I would say the odds are fairly decent that you would pick a winner. Consider this(…)

Florida Roach Eating – Stupid is in Florida I

Florida Roach Eating – Stupid is in Florida I

Florida roach eating? The phrase sounds so bizarre and disturbing, that this can not possibly reflect any real event, news or actual story! However, in this case, it unfortunately details the tragic events surrounding a contest, roaches and a man’s competitive obsession. Flori-duh has obviously earned it’s reputation with this macabre bit of idiocy. Everyone(…)

Love’s Gonna Get’cha

Love’s Gonna Get’cha

Ghetto culture is alive and well in both urban and suburban environments in the US. Auto customization for street fashion markets itself to attract a sort of ghetto credibility that manifests towards the crime and thug subculture. In most cases, the popularity of gang and violent rap stereotypes with fast cash, flashy cars and obese(…)

Craigslist & Redneck Games

Craigslist & Redneck Games

The following excerpts are taken from the local rant & rave section of Lee county. You can get a good unbiased sensation of the local scene from the indigenous residents. They never refrain from telling it like it is as opposed to how an outsider may be blinded by self delusions of paradise. You will(…)

Good Ole Boys Must Have TV

Good Ole Boys Must Have TV

In Florida or much of the US, God forbid one does not have an idiot box during a major storm. Yes that is a sheet of plastic covering that large flat screen TV and yes it is raining. Yes they are actually riding in the back of the pick up truck in the pouring rain(…)

Hallmark Moments are Fucked

Hallmark Moments are Fucked

Hallmark greeting cards suck! Now that I got that out of the way, I shall continue with this post. In light of the devastating economic turmoil and the relentless consistency of the downward spiral of American life, the people living amidst the dying middle class and iconic blue collar towns and cities struggle quietly, isolated(…)